we're starting a band

that's right. here's a sneak peak of the first verse of our first viral hit:

"Today, Work Isn't So Great"

you're being awfully nice to work
don't be afraid to hurt work's feelings
work is a bitch and deserves it, he hurts my feelings everyday
well i mean sometimes work works
like when it's someones birthday and everyone gets cake
but that's not today
so work sucks

i wasn't "Glad"

Having a leaky lunch at work is the wetting your pants of the grown-up world

trade me?

we were going to be famous. we were smart, witty and adorable. now we never blog apples or swap chips.

what is the hardest thing

driving stick while holding two ice cream cones.