Tuesday, December 2, 2008

man down

there was a razor blade in my backpack and when i went to get my pencil i sliced my finger and bled all over the place.

best exam ever.

Monday, December 1, 2008

yeup im a grrrl

i like to dance to rap in front of my turned off tv.

its fisheye convex screen makes me look like im in a music video, like those hawties on mtv.







(plus convex screen = ass looks bigger)

Thursday, November 27, 2008

thx

Sunday, November 16, 2008

bubbly laundry

lol why is there an empty bottle of corona in the garbage can in the laundry room of the apt building?

Thursday, November 13, 2008

shh

don't tell anyone about this but sometimes i'll just randomly de-friend people on facebook. not my actual friends / people i talk to or whatever. just those people who friended me just because we went to high school together or met once somewhere. it's my little indulgence; my little f.u. to the categorical friend system.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

the reason for volume knobs

as familiar as the sounds of an old house besieged by storms come swiftly the moans and grunts of a housemate and girlfriend ensexed whence there was only hush before. no reticence for love, each night it comes not softly and through many plastered walls and doors latched firm.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

truth right here

leahcrashescars: why arent you writing my name in
airbowden: cuz if you won you'd never have time to trade me lunches


today, we're history makin