finally got me some lunch not filled with crappiness.
four stories! three bases! zap zone laser taaaaaaaaaaag! pew pew pew pew!
i hadn't played laser tag since like my twelfth birthday party or something. it was a lot awesomer this time around, after my years of first person shooter experience, it was like jumping straight into a video game. the maze was ridiculously complex though, so i was just going around willy nilly. i got 2nd place overall. pewpewpewww. we had a blast.

pew!

we miss our moms

well since we seem to be trading filet mignon lunches instead of our usual sandwich apple chips ordeal, i guess i'll write about MY favorite night this summer.


frisbee with the usual group of people, the ones i knew in high school but for some reason never talked to. high school was too much of clicks and small groups of friends not bothering to meet each other. that's ok, now we make up for lost time. it was an unusually muggy night and sweaty game so afterwards 6 of us went swimming at the quarry. a dirt road back through puddles and up and down hills until we finally reach our own private, warm swimming hole. treading water with our bottles held up in the air to keep them chilled, and only the headlights of the car and the moon giving us light to see.

we jumped off the rocks a few times and piled back into the jeep. it had no roof, so the ride home was all cold air, but with the stars and the trees and the night all around.



mmmmm.

second post about drinking! i'm such a lush.

last night was the best drunk i had ever experienced, and i remember everything, so that's a plus. it was an outside party with a fire!
i fell down twice. once when my housemate and i were listening to the most boring goddamn story and when the guy paused for a second he said "And THEN what happened?" so i fell down laughing. the second time i was in an arm over shoulders circle with cody and four goils, and three of them announced they had to go to the bathroom and left together. about to question why girls always chose to go into tiny bathrooms in packs, i was left without shoulders to lean on and i fell over backwards onto the wet driveway. i was able to appreciate how comical it was at the time, so it was pretty fun.
other than that, good times, good friends, good laughs, good memories.

i was going to tweet this but my reasonable half thought it wouldnt be aweosme.

"too dru nkkkkka hwopso. slap mself on the face staring ta lrd of the rings mpa. shit. ccar[pcrapcraprcraprcrap. ifits a crmie that menia escligla y gulyigy of lovingl you. ma bye im irihga m abyel yim rwrong llove you dear tlike i do if its a crima teh n m aguildy lguilty ofloving you doo doododo doo doo"

slapping my cheek re-orients my vision when i'm drunk, making me feel less like i'm on a ship on the rocking seas.

i should rpobalby shotrow up some time. i am tor durnk. yuk.

hahahahahhaha this wa ssupposted to be for my blog. oh well. good l unch. <#

this is the case, this is the courtroom, this is...

so this morning i sent an application to judge judy because a "friend" of mine owes me some money.

this afternoon i got a call from a nice lady in L.A. saying they would give my "friend" a call and look into the case.

free airfare and hotel stay in L.A., plus payment of the money i'm owed if i win?

hell yes.
fingers crossed.

auto flush engage

seriously, i'm tired of toilets that flush themselves. they always do it while i'm still sitting down.