he'll be single for awhile yet

today after thanksgiving dinner we were all playing catchphrase, and my aunt was giving a clue. she said, "someone who's cooking in the kitchen with big pots and pans."

my cousin said, "woman."

oh now you tell me

we ate at a fancy restaurant. the service was terrible. the food was pretty good, but not enough of it. it was overpriced. the next day, huffington said it would be getting a 1 star review. i wish they had broken that story out a little earlier.

fly like a cheesestick

today in the car with my mom, like a g6 came on. i was going to tell her a story about the song, so i said, "you know how they say 'fly like a g6'?"

to which she responded, "oh, is that what they're saying? i thought they were saying 'like a cheesestick'."

on landmarks

my blanket keeps pulling above my feet. i am too tall.

i miss being a kid. when i was little, my family & one of my bro's friends went to disney world and we stopped at my aunt and uncle's in atlanta. we were in our full sized van, named AirBowden. i was in the middle, my bro and his friend were in the back, rents in the front. i played pokemon the whole drive down. we got lost and it was dark out, so we stopped at mcdonalds and called them for directions. i was concerned, being little and not knowing what was up.

my brother joked to his friend about the conversation that would take place in asking for directions.

"Hello? Yeah we're lost, and it's dark."
"Well where are you?"
"Under a big sign?"
"Ok that's good, what's it say?"

"McDonalds"

sounds about right

well, here's a lunch. last night i smashed my car and got a concussion, but that's not the story. the story is that when i got home i woke up my mom and told her to wake me up every few hours because of my head. she woke me up twice, and the second time i was out cold. so when she asked, "where are you?" i responded with, "dead." she said i used to say stuff like that all the time in my sleep when i was little so she knew that everything was normal.

listenin to the blues

i need a job and a cowboy hat.

and you made your blog all secret and i can't see it now! :C

we should hang out sometime. this year.

you're never online either! i misssss youuuu!

the answer was ewoks

went to trivia night at a local pub with some friends, hoping to rake in some serious prize. the theme was supposed to be starwars. there was only one star wars question. we got 4th place, out of like twenty teams. sucky.