im obsessed with knitting

it's like "what should i do? oh hey look at my knitting sittin over there all cute, i should work on it"

KNITKNITKNIT

wall to wall

"HAY THERE AREN'T ANY FESTIVE TIDINGS ON THIS WALL
MERRY XMAS JACKASS ♥"


the punchline is that the wall belongs to my jewish/athiest housemate.

im adorable

i took a picture of myself pretending to sleep and then uploaded it and updated my twitter.







then about 8 minutes later i left to go shopping

what is the best thing

doing two loads of laundry, dumping it all in a pile on your bed, and taking a nap under it.

bogilla firesux

can anyone tell me what the fascination is with mozilla firefox?? anyone?!?!?!


all it does for me is SUCK BALLS.

ima be a cute mom like this

during our annual hang out sesh, ian mentioned hot chocolate in front of his parents at which point they sprinted to the kitchen to see what ingredients they could throw together to concoct a makeshift version of those powdered packets of chocolatey goodness. the result was a mixture of melted candy bars, honey, and skim milk.

not bad.

i told him i was going to write it in my blog later

i said to steve that apple jacks were like fruit loops that don't suck and steve and i agreed that fruit loops suck and steve said he used to think he didn't like apple jacks because he didn't like fruit loops.

a question, if i may

why do girls go to the bathroom together?

sincerely,
a concerned citizen

i dont give a fuck about saving energy

i pulled the chain to turn on the light in my bathroom and it came out. but the light turned on.

and will stay on until i find a screwdriver or call the landlord.

man down

there was a razor blade in my backpack and when i went to get my pencil i sliced my finger and bled all over the place.

best exam ever.

yeup im a grrrl

i like to dance to rap in front of my turned off tv.

its fisheye convex screen makes me look like im in a music video, like those hawties on mtv.







(plus convex screen = ass looks bigger)