"i'm on a very strict diet. i can't have any mayo."

last night at work this seemingly really sweet girl ordered a burger in a bowl with the sauce of the month.

(may's sauce of the month: avocado sauce
june's sauce of the month: wasabi aioli [mayo based])

well i didn't know that we switched to the june sauce two days early. this chick wants her avocado sauce of the month, so i ring it in for her and her food comes out and within a few minutes she's super pissed because she poured wasabi aioli all over her fucking burger salad. and also she's on a very strict diet, no mayo allowed.




keke

no one's gonna love you more than i do

so i planted sunflowers in our front yard. set up stakes with line and ribbon between them to make sure they didn't get mowed or trampled. they are doing amazing, growing like a quarter inch every day.

except today. when the asshole who mows our lawn stuck his machine under the line and two of them got mowed.


UGH. i wanna throw up i'm so upset.

from now on i go to chuckie cheese

last night i went to safari land, kinda like the ghetto chuckie cheese, for my boyfriend's cousin's 7th bIrThDaY pArTeEEee~~

so we had 50 tickets and we wanted to buy this back scratcher (lol..) but there was a really long line for some reason. well, eventually we realized that this grumpy old black guy was there with 5 of his white (?) kids and he had about 126853257 tickets to divided between all of them. o_o

after a few rude remarks from him ("i'd be able to finish if all these PEOPLE weren't standing in my way!") we eventually asked the ticket counter lady if we could just get our backscratcher REAL QUICK.

but that didn't go over well with old dude. "what makes you think you can do that?!?! what makes you think you can cut in line??!?!?! YOU NEED TO BACK UP! BACK UP!"

well, i accidentally dropped an fbomb in front of a mountain of kids, so we decided to give up and go bowling and come back once he wasn't there.

:D