i was going to tweet this but my reasonable half thought it wouldnt be aweosme.

"too dru nkkkkka hwopso. slap mself on the face staring ta lrd of the rings mpa. shit. ccar[pcrapcraprcraprcrap. ifits a crmie that menia escligla y gulyigy of lovingl you. ma bye im irihga m abyel yim rwrong llove you dear tlike i do if its a crima teh n m aguildy lguilty ofloving you doo doododo doo doo"

slapping my cheek re-orients my vision when i'm drunk, making me feel less like i'm on a ship on the rocking seas.

i should rpobalby shotrow up some time. i am tor durnk. yuk.

hahahahahhaha this wa ssupposted to be for my blog. oh well. good l unch. <#

this is the case, this is the courtroom, this is...

so this morning i sent an application to judge judy because a "friend" of mine owes me some money.

this afternoon i got a call from a nice lady in L.A. saying they would give my "friend" a call and look into the case.

free airfare and hotel stay in L.A., plus payment of the money i'm owed if i win?

hell yes.
fingers crossed.