1up

my mom has a facebook

about to play a downbeat song

chris bathgate: my friend misty calls these songs "smile-makers."
michael beauchamp: why's that?
chris bathgate: i think it's hipster sarcasm.


everyone laughed

form vs function

today was the second class of 3d design. my teacher is one of those artsy guys. he's really old.

anyways, we folded pieces of paper for two hours. just yknow. foldin' em. making beautiful forms.

tuesday we're going to make paper hats and boats.

if cows lived in antartica...

a couple of nights ago the power went out for about 2 hours.

i didn't know how long it would be out for, so i put my milk in the freezer just in case.



yesterday i really wanted some cereal, but i couldn't find my milk!
"somebody stole it!!!" i thought.

nope. it's actually just frozen into one giant milkcube.

she must be tired of somethin round here

august and everything after is the best album ever.

always listen to it.

like a needle in a haystack

i divided my 2 notebooks in half so i could use them each for 2 subjects.

i dog-eared the page halfway through to begin the second subject, and started taking notes there during class.

now i can't find that DAMN page!

you know i got them cat-like eyes

today i was walking through pilsen (a neighborhood where i am almost always the only white girl on the street) and a black man stared intently at me as he approached. then he stopped suddenly and said, "WHERE'S THE CAT?!" i kept walking, confused, but then he added, "the cat that you got them eyes from! hawhawhawhaw!"

i have nothing else to trade

i totally made fondue last night, and i didn't even twitter about it. so i won't feel ok until i've stored this information in some corner of the internet.

what is the best thing II

finding out that your friend from high school is the son of the owner of the best movie theater in town (the kind that only shows like one movie every month), helping clean up at closing and getting a private screening of sunshine with ten other friends from high school that you haven't seen in three years.

with free root beer.