i was going to tweet this but my reasonable half thought it wouldnt be aweosme.

"too dru nkkkkka hwopso. slap mself on the face staring ta lrd of the rings mpa. shit. ccar[pcrapcraprcraprcrap. ifits a crmie that menia escligla y gulyigy of lovingl you. ma bye im irihga m abyel yim rwrong llove you dear tlike i do if its a crima teh n m aguildy lguilty ofloving you doo doododo doo doo"

slapping my cheek re-orients my vision when i'm drunk, making me feel less like i'm on a ship on the rocking seas.

i should rpobalby shotrow up some time. i am tor durnk. yuk.

hahahahahhaha this wa ssupposted to be for my blog. oh well. good l unch. <#