Saturday, October 24, 2009

ok, elitist asshole, you live in maine

so last night i tried to give maine a chance. i was going to go to a bar here with my friends that was having an "80s night". if you dressed 80s you got in free.

no job = no money, so i threw on some things that were 80s-ish. i did that hair to the side thing, bright colored shoes, wool socks that looked like legwarmers....it wasn't super 80s but i thought it was good enough and they'd give me credit for trying.

i get to the bar, the bouncer checks my ID, consults with his two bouncer chick friends, looks at me and says:

"cover tonight is $5."

i looked at him incredulously, turned around, and walked out. i wasn't about to pay AND look ridiculous.

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